Roughly ten years ago, my grandmother stopped talking to me. I can't say it's my biggest interest in caring about it, however.
I got something from her when I turned 18, which is 3 years ago. I don't recall what the hell it was, to be honest, and it's not my biggest interest in finding out what the hell it was either.
Now, 3 years later, she sent me a message on Facebook (by the way, I'm rarely there to the point I tend to forget I even have a Facebook). What'd it say?
"Grandma misses you. Hugs from grandma."
I was like "...Are you freaking kidding me?"
I replied with "Okay, who are you two then?" (She used her husbands account for some reason).
I got as a reply "Don't you know who your own grandma is? You used to come here and bake when you lived in Arboga (a city I used to live in). Hugs grandma."
I honestly can't say I care even a little about that. I don't want to talk to that woman ever again. She's lied to me and about me, as well as talking shit about me and to me. I have no interest in finding out her ever again. Call me cold if you so please, it's not really my biggest interest in caring too much about it.
onsdag 30 mars 2011
lördag 19 mars 2011
Why I dislike "famous" Fire Emblem hackers.
Never played Fire Emblem? Get out of this one, as it's got nothing to do with you in that case.
If you have? Continue reading.
If you're a famous Fire Emblem hacker and feels insulted, well, tough luck, I really don't care about that anyway.
Anyway, the reason I hate them is many, so let's begin from the start, shall we?
First of all, it's the fact that they'll bash others that's not as good as them. This means that if you're not a complete freaking professional, you should just go straight down to Hell in their eyes. Which makes little-no sense whatsoever.
So, going by that logic, you must teach yourself (I'm self-taught as well, I'll admit) but you have to get pro in order to get help with anything? ...Where's the logic in that?
I, personally, help a lot of people out that needs help with basic hacking of Fire Emblem. Whereas so called "pros" ignores those who needs help, because "it takes too long to type out what to do". And because that means you'd have to actually CARE about other people. And we can't have that. TOTALLY.NOT.
When I first started hacking Fire Emblem for fun, I was bored and had no idea how it worked. It was through trial and error (and about 50 ruined games...) I understood the basics, which I now teach out to other people.
Whereas those so called pros, they don't teach ANYONE the basics. Instead, they make a forum about how to hack. Problem is, you need to register in order go get taught. Meaning? If you don't, you're unable to read posts. Or do anything, literally. Also, if you don't post for about 1 month, thus being a "ghost member", you're automatically banned.
That's essentially the same as saying "If you don't register you're not worthy of our help" in my eyes. Assholes.
Also, if you learn something that others don't know how to do (example, hack maps), you must post this on the forum. Otherwise, you're a cheapskate and doesn't share your knowledge. But that's how THOSE assholes does as well. Freaking idiots.
I used to work on an official hack called Kain FireEmblem (as my username on Youtube is "Kainmaster", I'm commonly just referred to as "Kain") and I needed some help with portraits and battle sprites (as I suck at both). Same goes for making some custom maps. I talked with an idiot over Skype who claimed he was gonna help me out. And this happened.
This conversation was about me trying to hack a map.
Me: This won't work.
He: Yes it will.
Me: No, I assure you it won't.
He: Yes it does.
Me: No, really, it won't.
He: Yeah it does.
Me: *Sigh*
I did as he told me to do, which was open a file.
Me: The file doesn't exist.
He: WTF yeah it does.
Me: No, it doesn't.
He: WTF?
Me: Can you send me it?
He: Nope.
Me: Why?
He: Busy.
Me: ...
In other words, he was TOO busy to send me a file, but he WASN'T busy enough to explain how NOT TO hack a map? Okay, flawed logic in my eyes...
Some time later, I needed help with portraits/battle sprites. This convo happened.
Me: So, how do I do it?
He: You need this program.
Me: The program won't work.
He: Yeah it does.
Me: No, really, it won't.
He: WTF YES IT DOES.
Me: No, no it doesn't. It won't load.
He: WTF did you open [file name]?
Me: Yes. And that file doesn't work.
He: WTF yeah it does.
Me (thinking): ...Whatever.
I then needed help with portraits. He whined about mine being recolors. Which, ironically enough, is how HE started out too... Freaking idiot.
However, if they weren't new, they weren't awesome. ...Idiot.
Some time later, I posted a teaser trailer for the final chapter of my hack, which involved 2 characters running around killing all enemies/bosses. He was like "OMFG BAD SPRITES". I told him the program he recommended didn't work. "Well, it's not like you HAVE to use that program..."
...I'm not kidding. He said that. I was by no means happy.
The next problem I have is "cannon" pairings. For example, MageKnight404's Fire Emblem hack. What's wrong with that? Well...
-It was a Fire Emblem 7 hack
-One of the characters dies and is resurrected post-game.
-Even if you had no ending for Eliwood (one of the Lords) or with another character, the resurrected was the one he'd end up with. ...What the hell? I had NO character in his ending, and yet he SOMEHOW ended up with that one. I'm not kidding. That's just plain idiotic, not everyone LIKES that pairing, something you must take into account when making a game or hack.
Here's a small way to know how good/bad FE hacker you are, according to ME.
No knowledge = No hacker.
Can change enemies/growths (either of the two) = Newbie.
Can change enemies/growths/classes (2 of the 3 must be in effect) = Rookie
Can change enemies/growths/classes/items (3 of the 4 must be in effect) = Skilled
Can change enemies/growths/classes/items/animation (all 5 must be in effect) = Highly skilled.
Can change text = Very skilled
Can make custom portraits/animations = Ridiculously skilled. (Note: Even if they're just re-colors, you're still on this level)
Can make everything above+can make custom maps and stuff = Wow, you got nothing better to do, huh? (If you're here, you're on the same level as me).
According to pros (note that I use a program called Nightmare), if you're anything below the best one, you're not a FE hacker. Also, using Nightmare is NOT a hack, it's not considered a mod. Which makes little-no sense to me. Seriously, what the hell?
When 99% (or more!) of Fire Emblem players started hacking FE, it was, without exception, using Nightmare. Why? Because it's a simple to use program.
Now, "pros" says that they never used Nightmare even when starting out and claims that's just modding the game, thus not hacking it at all. I was on the verge of punching someone (or something) when I read this.
No matter what "pros" says, if you consider yourself good, you ARE good. There is no exception to this rule. If you need some basic knowledge (I'll tell you up to "Skilled", everything above that, you're on your own for) feel free to contact me, though (note that I still use Nightmare if I ever bother with making FE hacks).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ1RMOrGJ20 Shorter movie of this blogg.
If you have? Continue reading.
If you're a famous Fire Emblem hacker and feels insulted, well, tough luck, I really don't care about that anyway.
Anyway, the reason I hate them is many, so let's begin from the start, shall we?
First of all, it's the fact that they'll bash others that's not as good as them. This means that if you're not a complete freaking professional, you should just go straight down to Hell in their eyes. Which makes little-no sense whatsoever.
So, going by that logic, you must teach yourself (I'm self-taught as well, I'll admit) but you have to get pro in order to get help with anything? ...Where's the logic in that?
I, personally, help a lot of people out that needs help with basic hacking of Fire Emblem. Whereas so called "pros" ignores those who needs help, because "it takes too long to type out what to do". And because that means you'd have to actually CARE about other people. And we can't have that. TOTALLY.NOT.
When I first started hacking Fire Emblem for fun, I was bored and had no idea how it worked. It was through trial and error (and about 50 ruined games...) I understood the basics, which I now teach out to other people.
Whereas those so called pros, they don't teach ANYONE the basics. Instead, they make a forum about how to hack. Problem is, you need to register in order go get taught. Meaning? If you don't, you're unable to read posts. Or do anything, literally. Also, if you don't post for about 1 month, thus being a "ghost member", you're automatically banned.
That's essentially the same as saying "If you don't register you're not worthy of our help" in my eyes. Assholes.
Also, if you learn something that others don't know how to do (example, hack maps), you must post this on the forum. Otherwise, you're a cheapskate and doesn't share your knowledge. But that's how THOSE assholes does as well. Freaking idiots.
I used to work on an official hack called Kain FireEmblem (as my username on Youtube is "Kainmaster", I'm commonly just referred to as "Kain") and I needed some help with portraits and battle sprites (as I suck at both). Same goes for making some custom maps. I talked with an idiot over Skype who claimed he was gonna help me out. And this happened.
This conversation was about me trying to hack a map.
Me: This won't work.
He: Yes it will.
Me: No, I assure you it won't.
He: Yes it does.
Me: No, really, it won't.
He: Yeah it does.
Me: *Sigh*
I did as he told me to do, which was open a file.
Me: The file doesn't exist.
He: WTF yeah it does.
Me: No, it doesn't.
He: WTF?
Me: Can you send me it?
He: Nope.
Me: Why?
He: Busy.
Me: ...
In other words, he was TOO busy to send me a file, but he WASN'T busy enough to explain how NOT TO hack a map? Okay, flawed logic in my eyes...
Some time later, I needed help with portraits/battle sprites. This convo happened.
Me: So, how do I do it?
He: You need this program.
Me: The program won't work.
He: Yeah it does.
Me: No, really, it won't.
He: WTF YES IT DOES.
Me: No, no it doesn't. It won't load.
He: WTF did you open [file name]?
Me: Yes. And that file doesn't work.
He: WTF yeah it does.
Me (thinking): ...Whatever.
I then needed help with portraits. He whined about mine being recolors. Which, ironically enough, is how HE started out too... Freaking idiot.
However, if they weren't new, they weren't awesome. ...Idiot.
Some time later, I posted a teaser trailer for the final chapter of my hack, which involved 2 characters running around killing all enemies/bosses. He was like "OMFG BAD SPRITES". I told him the program he recommended didn't work. "Well, it's not like you HAVE to use that program..."
...I'm not kidding. He said that. I was by no means happy.
The next problem I have is "cannon" pairings. For example, MageKnight404's Fire Emblem hack. What's wrong with that? Well...
-It was a Fire Emblem 7 hack
-One of the characters dies and is resurrected post-game.
-Even if you had no ending for Eliwood (one of the Lords) or with another character, the resurrected was the one he'd end up with. ...What the hell? I had NO character in his ending, and yet he SOMEHOW ended up with that one. I'm not kidding. That's just plain idiotic, not everyone LIKES that pairing, something you must take into account when making a game or hack.
Here's a small way to know how good/bad FE hacker you are, according to ME.
No knowledge = No hacker.
Can change enemies/growths (either of the two) = Newbie.
Can change enemies/growths/classes (2 of the 3 must be in effect) = Rookie
Can change enemies/growths/classes/items (3 of the 4 must be in effect) = Skilled
Can change enemies/growths/classes/items/animation (all 5 must be in effect) = Highly skilled.
Can change text = Very skilled
Can make custom portraits/animations = Ridiculously skilled. (Note: Even if they're just re-colors, you're still on this level)
Can make everything above+can make custom maps and stuff = Wow, you got nothing better to do, huh? (If you're here, you're on the same level as me).
According to pros (note that I use a program called Nightmare), if you're anything below the best one, you're not a FE hacker. Also, using Nightmare is NOT a hack, it's not considered a mod. Which makes little-no sense to me. Seriously, what the hell?
When 99% (or more!) of Fire Emblem players started hacking FE, it was, without exception, using Nightmare. Why? Because it's a simple to use program.
Now, "pros" says that they never used Nightmare even when starting out and claims that's just modding the game, thus not hacking it at all. I was on the verge of punching someone (or something) when I read this.
No matter what "pros" says, if you consider yourself good, you ARE good. There is no exception to this rule. If you need some basic knowledge (I'll tell you up to "Skilled", everything above that, you're on your own for) feel free to contact me, though (note that I still use Nightmare if I ever bother with making FE hacks).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ1RMOrGJ20 Shorter movie of this blogg.
fredag 30 juli 2010
Passport+rant. Yay! Also why I hate forums.
I got a new passport as my last one expired last year. Problem? I look like a freakin' gangster in it... Hell, even the cop who helped me fix it asked if I even recognized myself! I'm not joking.
I swear, if I come to USA with it, they'll check God damn Interpol (if you don't know what it is, check Wikipedia. I'm too lazy to explain) so that I'm not a gangster... Oh well. All's well that end's well, right? Right...
I also figured out that saying your mind isn't really a good idea. Like, ever. Reason? A lot of people seems to hate you for it. Wether it's the net or in real life, SOMEONE will get whiny and start bashing me. To be honest, I'm used to this but still. How immature can you get? There's a lot of those instances so I'll just explain a few occassions they've happened.
Note that if you don't believe me, tough luck.
Apparently, saying what you think is a big no-no. Especially on the Internet. Because having an opinion that differs from everyone else makes SENSE. That's NOT happening. Totally.
Examples:
-I hate Brawl due to everyone playing with "high" or "top" tiers (note: I hate tiers and I don't believe in them). I can't play a game that's so God damn tournament-related without feeling sick. No joke. That's how much 90% of the damn fanbase ruined that game for me. I can't even play SOLO without feeling ill.
You might say "How can you feel ill from that?" and simply put, when you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, ex, sibling, or whatever that brags about how good s/he/them are at the game, you'll get sick of it eventually. Truth to be told, my ex is one of those who's all "I'm one of the best female players in Europe." To be honest, I felt like getting to her place and punch her (note: I never did) because I don't consinder that saying that you're good, I consinder it bragging. Braggers makes me sick. Literally.
-I'm the type of guy who likes various shows that's either unknown or unpopular. Same goes for games. Is that allowed? Hah! Hell no. I hate "the 3" animés (Naruto, Bleach, One Piece) as well as their mangas. Bleach is, thankfully, coming to an end (otherwise, SOMEONE will die) so I won't complain too much there. However, it bores me to no freaking end.
Why do I hate those 3? Simple.
Naruto: Oh look, I totally got a new skill that you never gets to see how I learnt and I'll constantly use it to bring back my "best friend" due to him turning evil and being a complete dick towards me and everyone around me despite it causing me a shitload of damage to my body PERMANENTLY and I'm too freaking oblivious to notice when a girl likes me lolololololol. Also, Orochimaru. Freakin' pedophile...
Also, add the fact that the girls LITERALLY sucks ass. The ONLY one that's DECENT is Temari (or whatever). And even she is just mediocre at best.
Whenever someone is apparently dead, no. They're NOT. Because they SOMEHOW just BARELY survived. And despite the opponent being at basically full strength, the main character will get a new skill that's NEVER BEEN MENTIONED until now that'll end the battle with one blow (either the main character'll mess up and get back up or win with that single blow and get someone to heal him).
...Where's the fun in that? No, really, where?
Add the fact that one battle can take 20-50 chapters (about 15-30 episodes). That's bad. Like hell.
Bleach: Again, he's too oblivious to notice when a girl is in love with him. Nearly ALL characters (especially the good guys) is a waste of time (main character is no expection). The bad guy is so ridicously broken that it's not even REMOTELY entertaining to read/watch anymore. I mean, seriously. It's a typical "I'll gain a shitload of new abilities whereas the main characters MAYBE gets 1-2 new that they'll use throughout the rest of the series" which makes it boring like hell.
Also, whenever it's APPARENT that the bad guy is dead, NOOOOOOOO. That can't happen. AT ALL. He must TOTALLY have some NEW FREAKING ABILITY TO AVOID DEATH.
The fights lasts like 70 chapters. Per fight, I might add. That makes no sense... Add the fact that in the animé, in the middle of a fight, they did a FULL SEASON of fillers. When they FINALLY got back, it was 10 minutes new, 12 minutes old. No joke.
One Piece: I think the last fight lasted for 50+ chapters. Oblivious main character. Useless females. WHAT IN HELL'S NAME IS WRONG WITH HAVING A GOOD FEMALE CHARACTER FOR ONCE?
Also, whenever a female is USEFUL, it lasts MAYBE 1-2 fights. At best 3.
Whew... Now that's out. Let's see, what more? Oh yeah, forums.
I used to be an admin on a forum called RAFEF (Radiant Alliance of Fire Emblem Fans). Unoriginal name? Yes. Very much so, too. There's 4 things that happened on that forum that I can't forget. Tell me to forget it and I won't care.
RAFEF's "original goal" was to rid the net of a shitty fanfic author called CallistoHime (CH for short). Of EVERYONE on the forum (admitting, we weren't many...) I was the ONLY DAMNED ONE who read the damn thing. And I posted it on the forum. Did anyone actually care? Yes. TWO PERSONS. Not Atokad (the main admin) nor Dayna (his so called girlfriend). Stupid idiots...
Why we hated the fanfic? As for me, I could care less. However, the grammar was shit, I hate when people takes characters that I like and twist their personalities and their classes (in Fire Emblem, that is). So yeah...
Also, RAFEF was "French and had a combination of "Radiant Dawn" for Wii, "Laguz Alliance" from "Path of Radiance"/"Radiant Dawn" and "Fire Emblem" Fans so it's really hard to find this forum." Yeah, extremely...
I'll write them out in chronological order (in order they happened).
"James Heart Attack".
About: A guy called James on the forum claimed he had a heart attack (we never got to know why, the best bet is just attention).
Happened: James made a fake account which he said he was his cousin with the same name. He claimed James had a heart attack from doing too many push ups and all of us got worried. Turned out he lied.
Conclusion: James eventually got banned (and the "main" admin of the forum, Atokad (an asshole), claimed he had my support. I said I wanted to give James a second chance.)
"The Silvermoon Incident."
About: Atokad, his "girlfriend" Dayna and a girl called Silvermoon in a love-triangle.
Happened: Atokad was "pissed". Dayna SOMEHOW "made him get so pissed they broke up". Silvermoon tried cheering him up. He claim he sent her a pic of his fist and she said she wanted to break up. Atokad and Dayna called her "an anorextic bitch that was shallow." (Shallow means you go on appearence even if a person is mean, rather than personality. Anorextic means you don't eat a lot as you think you're fat, it's an eating disorder).
That's the overall view of it. I'm not joking.
One day, out of boredom, I was checking around in our threads. I noticed the one with the Silvermoon Incident. I had posted "I wished to give her a second chance before banning her." Atokad had changed my post. What'd it say? "Let's just ban her."
...Now THAT'S abuse of power for personal gain.
Also, Dayna was pissed because "Silvermoon didn't use Atokad's real name". What in Hell's name does that matter? My girlfriend calls me "Andy" rather than "Andreas" but I don't give a damn!
I contacted Silvermoon on youtube and asked her if what had happened was true. Guess what, here's some more info (this is all from memory, mind you).
Me: I left RAFEF and decided to take contact with you. Turned out to be the right choice. I wish to hear your view of what happened that time with the Silvermoon Incident.
Silvermoon: I thought you were mad at me at first... Anyway, here's what happened. (Note: I had told her already what I knew).
Well, basically this happened...
Atokad and Dayna broke up due to Atokad being pissed and Dayna somehow made him more pissed. I tried comforting him and asked for a picture and I got one. I thought he didn't look the same as I thought so I started wondering if I really loved him.
Due to this, she was called "shallow."
Dayna also said that "unlike you, I think that Atokad is hot". If that's not being shallow, I don't know what is.
Atokad uploaded a picture shortly after the Silvermoon Incident of a fist (claiming it was his with bandage around it as well as it being bloody). He claimed "That's the pic he showed her" which turned out to be a lie, it was a picture of his FACE.
We also had a thread with "our songs", basically songs that was... Well, some songs describing us.
Atokad and Dayna (after Silvermoon was banned) put songs referring to her, of which one really got my attention: "Everybodies Fool" (which, by the way, was spelt "Everybodys fool", which isn't proper spelling last I checked. I could care less, though.)
Anyway, to sum it up, a lot of idiots. As for me and Silvermoon, we're good friends and talk once in a while.
The third occassion involved me personally. It never got a name, so I'll just name it what I refer it to as.
"The Lonewolf's Stand".
About: Me getting pissed at RAFEF. I hate corrupted people with a passion.
Happened: Shortly after the Silvermoon Incident (read above), I got so God damn sick of RAFEF that I made a post that I was leaving. In it, I pointed out EVERY SINGLE FLAW known to humanity about that God damned forum. What happened?
Dayna: TL;DR (Too Long; Didn't Read). A.k.a "I'm an idiot who can't read for shit, insult meh plz."
Atokad: Claimed I was an asshole and that I had called Dayna "a power hungry whore" which is a lie. A major one, too.
"Dayna: You claim you love Atokad but know what I think? I don't think you do. I think you love him because he's the God damn admin on this God damned forum that's a piece of shit."
You tell me how in Hell's name that's the same as saying she's "a power hungry whore". That's the LAST thing I'm saying. Had I said she'd be a power hungry whore, as he put it, I'd say "You just want to date Atokad so you can become an Admin yourself you stupid idiot" or something to that effect. Which I didn't.
The final one didn't really get a name either but it made RAFEF close down (thanks to Yours Truly, which was banned for six YEARS for "breaking the peace". I'm not joking.)
"The Final Attack" is what I'll call it.
About: Me asking a guy on the forum to post a (very long) rant.
Happened: He did that and they were basically "Oh wow you're totally mature you sick pedophile son of a bitch". More or less.
By the way; Dayna was 14. Atokad was 21 (or so they claimed). My girlfriend's 1 year younger than me.
Who's the pedophile, I wonder.
Is it that big of a surprise I can't stand forums anymore? Also, this is the THIRD forum where Admins/Mods have abused their powers to the point of getting me to leave. I'm not kidding. IT'S THAT FREAKING BAD.
First one: A forum called "pussas" (lit. translated "kissing". It was a Swedish forum. The ONLY good point of it was me meeting my best friend of all time, Angelica.)
Happened: You could write poems (didn't have to rhyme, thank God).
I wrote one day 4 poems. Of those, ONE got through. "Okay", I thought. I posted a thread on the forums asking why it wasn't allowed. I spoke to some female admin who said "They were stolen from somewhere". When I told them that they weren't, as well as they have no proof of it, all she said was "It's impossible to talk to you, thread locked."
Needless to say, I was pissed.
Second one: I forgot the name but it was called the the CT Forums (CT means Challange Takers in this case).
Now, what was wrong there? Well, this:
We had a CT Tournament (our CT "leader" Kayorei organized it) and one day, me and a guy I spoke with called NeoArashi was talking on MSN. One of the other ones called Fay was pissed due to low scores (between 1-5 in rating). Anything below a 4 and he'd get whiny. He also had something called the "ban hammer" (he banned a LOT of people....) so I said (as a joke) that I was him using my ban hammer because of low scores. He thought it was funny, we posted it on the net. Fay "got insulted" so I got a 50% warning and NeoArashi got a 65% warning.
A bit later, I was so sick of the damn forum so I made a very long thread as to why I hated it. I also said that I was proud of my 50% warning and that everyone else who got warnings should be, too.
One of the mods, Syaro, said "Oh, so we're supposed to let all illegal things just go by unnoticed?" which had me reply with the last thing I wrote on that forum: "If you think he really wanted illegal things to be allowed here, he'd make an own forum. Just how idiotic can you be, Syaro?" (I used an alt. account).
The third one was RAFEF. Urgh... I can't stand forums due to those stuff. At all.
Anyway, now that I have that out of the system...
Of all those bad things, one good thing have happened:
A guy one day sent me a PM on youtube. I had never spoken with him nor heard of him before. He sent me a rather long PM saying that "my leaving thread gave him courage and he had read it several times". That's right about the ONLY good thing that EVER happened on that forum.... (Note: Referring to the CT forums in this case, if you're curious).
Whew... Long rant is long. ANYWAY. I r donez. 'Til next time.
*Goes back to singing for myself*
Note: Yes, I like singing. At least for myself. I suck at singing, though.
I swear, if I come to USA with it, they'll check God damn Interpol (if you don't know what it is, check Wikipedia. I'm too lazy to explain) so that I'm not a gangster... Oh well. All's well that end's well, right? Right...
I also figured out that saying your mind isn't really a good idea. Like, ever. Reason? A lot of people seems to hate you for it. Wether it's the net or in real life, SOMEONE will get whiny and start bashing me. To be honest, I'm used to this but still. How immature can you get? There's a lot of those instances so I'll just explain a few occassions they've happened.
Note that if you don't believe me, tough luck.
Apparently, saying what you think is a big no-no. Especially on the Internet. Because having an opinion that differs from everyone else makes SENSE. That's NOT happening. Totally.
Examples:
-I hate Brawl due to everyone playing with "high" or "top" tiers (note: I hate tiers and I don't believe in them). I can't play a game that's so God damn tournament-related without feeling sick. No joke. That's how much 90% of the damn fanbase ruined that game for me. I can't even play SOLO without feeling ill.
You might say "How can you feel ill from that?" and simply put, when you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, ex, sibling, or whatever that brags about how good s/he/them are at the game, you'll get sick of it eventually. Truth to be told, my ex is one of those who's all "I'm one of the best female players in Europe." To be honest, I felt like getting to her place and punch her (note: I never did) because I don't consinder that saying that you're good, I consinder it bragging. Braggers makes me sick. Literally.
-I'm the type of guy who likes various shows that's either unknown or unpopular. Same goes for games. Is that allowed? Hah! Hell no. I hate "the 3" animés (Naruto, Bleach, One Piece) as well as their mangas. Bleach is, thankfully, coming to an end (otherwise, SOMEONE will die) so I won't complain too much there. However, it bores me to no freaking end.
Why do I hate those 3? Simple.
Naruto: Oh look, I totally got a new skill that you never gets to see how I learnt and I'll constantly use it to bring back my "best friend" due to him turning evil and being a complete dick towards me and everyone around me despite it causing me a shitload of damage to my body PERMANENTLY and I'm too freaking oblivious to notice when a girl likes me lolololololol. Also, Orochimaru. Freakin' pedophile...
Also, add the fact that the girls LITERALLY sucks ass. The ONLY one that's DECENT is Temari (or whatever). And even she is just mediocre at best.
Whenever someone is apparently dead, no. They're NOT. Because they SOMEHOW just BARELY survived. And despite the opponent being at basically full strength, the main character will get a new skill that's NEVER BEEN MENTIONED until now that'll end the battle with one blow (either the main character'll mess up and get back up or win with that single blow and get someone to heal him).
...Where's the fun in that? No, really, where?
Add the fact that one battle can take 20-50 chapters (about 15-30 episodes). That's bad. Like hell.
Bleach: Again, he's too oblivious to notice when a girl is in love with him. Nearly ALL characters (especially the good guys) is a waste of time (main character is no expection). The bad guy is so ridicously broken that it's not even REMOTELY entertaining to read/watch anymore. I mean, seriously. It's a typical "I'll gain a shitload of new abilities whereas the main characters MAYBE gets 1-2 new that they'll use throughout the rest of the series" which makes it boring like hell.
Also, whenever it's APPARENT that the bad guy is dead, NOOOOOOOO. That can't happen. AT ALL. He must TOTALLY have some NEW FREAKING ABILITY TO AVOID DEATH.
The fights lasts like 70 chapters. Per fight, I might add. That makes no sense... Add the fact that in the animé, in the middle of a fight, they did a FULL SEASON of fillers. When they FINALLY got back, it was 10 minutes new, 12 minutes old. No joke.
One Piece: I think the last fight lasted for 50+ chapters. Oblivious main character. Useless females. WHAT IN HELL'S NAME IS WRONG WITH HAVING A GOOD FEMALE CHARACTER FOR ONCE?
Also, whenever a female is USEFUL, it lasts MAYBE 1-2 fights. At best 3.
Whew... Now that's out. Let's see, what more? Oh yeah, forums.
I used to be an admin on a forum called RAFEF (Radiant Alliance of Fire Emblem Fans). Unoriginal name? Yes. Very much so, too. There's 4 things that happened on that forum that I can't forget. Tell me to forget it and I won't care.
RAFEF's "original goal" was to rid the net of a shitty fanfic author called CallistoHime (CH for short). Of EVERYONE on the forum (admitting, we weren't many...) I was the ONLY DAMNED ONE who read the damn thing. And I posted it on the forum. Did anyone actually care? Yes. TWO PERSONS. Not Atokad (the main admin) nor Dayna (his so called girlfriend). Stupid idiots...
Why we hated the fanfic? As for me, I could care less. However, the grammar was shit, I hate when people takes characters that I like and twist their personalities and their classes (in Fire Emblem, that is). So yeah...
Also, RAFEF was "French and had a combination of "Radiant Dawn" for Wii, "Laguz Alliance" from "Path of Radiance"/"Radiant Dawn" and "Fire Emblem" Fans so it's really hard to find this forum." Yeah, extremely...
I'll write them out in chronological order (in order they happened).
"James Heart Attack".
About: A guy called James on the forum claimed he had a heart attack (we never got to know why, the best bet is just attention).
Happened: James made a fake account which he said he was his cousin with the same name. He claimed James had a heart attack from doing too many push ups and all of us got worried. Turned out he lied.
Conclusion: James eventually got banned (and the "main" admin of the forum, Atokad (an asshole), claimed he had my support. I said I wanted to give James a second chance.)
"The Silvermoon Incident."
About: Atokad, his "girlfriend" Dayna and a girl called Silvermoon in a love-triangle.
Happened: Atokad was "pissed". Dayna SOMEHOW "made him get so pissed they broke up". Silvermoon tried cheering him up. He claim he sent her a pic of his fist and she said she wanted to break up. Atokad and Dayna called her "an anorextic bitch that was shallow." (Shallow means you go on appearence even if a person is mean, rather than personality. Anorextic means you don't eat a lot as you think you're fat, it's an eating disorder).
That's the overall view of it. I'm not joking.
One day, out of boredom, I was checking around in our threads. I noticed the one with the Silvermoon Incident. I had posted "I wished to give her a second chance before banning her." Atokad had changed my post. What'd it say? "Let's just ban her."
...Now THAT'S abuse of power for personal gain.
Also, Dayna was pissed because "Silvermoon didn't use Atokad's real name". What in Hell's name does that matter? My girlfriend calls me "Andy" rather than "Andreas" but I don't give a damn!
I contacted Silvermoon on youtube and asked her if what had happened was true. Guess what, here's some more info (this is all from memory, mind you).
Me: I left RAFEF and decided to take contact with you. Turned out to be the right choice. I wish to hear your view of what happened that time with the Silvermoon Incident.
Silvermoon: I thought you were mad at me at first... Anyway, here's what happened. (Note: I had told her already what I knew).
Well, basically this happened...
Atokad and Dayna broke up due to Atokad being pissed and Dayna somehow made him more pissed. I tried comforting him and asked for a picture and I got one. I thought he didn't look the same as I thought so I started wondering if I really loved him.
Due to this, she was called "shallow."
Dayna also said that "unlike you, I think that Atokad is hot". If that's not being shallow, I don't know what is.
Atokad uploaded a picture shortly after the Silvermoon Incident of a fist (claiming it was his with bandage around it as well as it being bloody). He claimed "That's the pic he showed her" which turned out to be a lie, it was a picture of his FACE.
We also had a thread with "our songs", basically songs that was... Well, some songs describing us.
Atokad and Dayna (after Silvermoon was banned) put songs referring to her, of which one really got my attention: "Everybodies Fool" (which, by the way, was spelt "Everybodys fool", which isn't proper spelling last I checked. I could care less, though.)
Anyway, to sum it up, a lot of idiots. As for me and Silvermoon, we're good friends and talk once in a while.
The third occassion involved me personally. It never got a name, so I'll just name it what I refer it to as.
"The Lonewolf's Stand".
About: Me getting pissed at RAFEF. I hate corrupted people with a passion.
Happened: Shortly after the Silvermoon Incident (read above), I got so God damn sick of RAFEF that I made a post that I was leaving. In it, I pointed out EVERY SINGLE FLAW known to humanity about that God damned forum. What happened?
Dayna: TL;DR (Too Long; Didn't Read). A.k.a "I'm an idiot who can't read for shit, insult meh plz."
Atokad: Claimed I was an asshole and that I had called Dayna "a power hungry whore" which is a lie. A major one, too.
"Dayna: You claim you love Atokad but know what I think? I don't think you do. I think you love him because he's the God damn admin on this God damned forum that's a piece of shit."
You tell me how in Hell's name that's the same as saying she's "a power hungry whore". That's the LAST thing I'm saying. Had I said she'd be a power hungry whore, as he put it, I'd say "You just want to date Atokad so you can become an Admin yourself you stupid idiot" or something to that effect. Which I didn't.
The final one didn't really get a name either but it made RAFEF close down (thanks to Yours Truly, which was banned for six YEARS for "breaking the peace". I'm not joking.)
"The Final Attack" is what I'll call it.
About: Me asking a guy on the forum to post a (very long) rant.
Happened: He did that and they were basically "Oh wow you're totally mature you sick pedophile son of a bitch". More or less.
By the way; Dayna was 14. Atokad was 21 (or so they claimed). My girlfriend's 1 year younger than me.
Who's the pedophile, I wonder.
Is it that big of a surprise I can't stand forums anymore? Also, this is the THIRD forum where Admins/Mods have abused their powers to the point of getting me to leave. I'm not kidding. IT'S THAT FREAKING BAD.
First one: A forum called "pussas" (lit. translated "kissing". It was a Swedish forum. The ONLY good point of it was me meeting my best friend of all time, Angelica.)
Happened: You could write poems (didn't have to rhyme, thank God).
I wrote one day 4 poems. Of those, ONE got through. "Okay", I thought. I posted a thread on the forums asking why it wasn't allowed. I spoke to some female admin who said "They were stolen from somewhere". When I told them that they weren't, as well as they have no proof of it, all she said was "It's impossible to talk to you, thread locked."
Needless to say, I was pissed.
Second one: I forgot the name but it was called the the CT Forums (CT means Challange Takers in this case).
Now, what was wrong there? Well, this:
We had a CT Tournament (our CT "leader" Kayorei organized it) and one day, me and a guy I spoke with called NeoArashi was talking on MSN. One of the other ones called Fay was pissed due to low scores (between 1-5 in rating). Anything below a 4 and he'd get whiny. He also had something called the "ban hammer" (he banned a LOT of people....) so I said (as a joke) that I was him using my ban hammer because of low scores. He thought it was funny, we posted it on the net. Fay "got insulted" so I got a 50% warning and NeoArashi got a 65% warning.
A bit later, I was so sick of the damn forum so I made a very long thread as to why I hated it. I also said that I was proud of my 50% warning and that everyone else who got warnings should be, too.
One of the mods, Syaro, said "Oh, so we're supposed to let all illegal things just go by unnoticed?" which had me reply with the last thing I wrote on that forum: "If you think he really wanted illegal things to be allowed here, he'd make an own forum. Just how idiotic can you be, Syaro?" (I used an alt. account).
The third one was RAFEF. Urgh... I can't stand forums due to those stuff. At all.
Anyway, now that I have that out of the system...
Of all those bad things, one good thing have happened:
A guy one day sent me a PM on youtube. I had never spoken with him nor heard of him before. He sent me a rather long PM saying that "my leaving thread gave him courage and he had read it several times". That's right about the ONLY good thing that EVER happened on that forum.... (Note: Referring to the CT forums in this case, if you're curious).
Whew... Long rant is long. ANYWAY. I r donez. 'Til next time.
*Goes back to singing for myself*
Note: Yes, I like singing. At least for myself. I suck at singing, though.
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